We don’t pump — we plop.

Squash-and-stretch motion drives the site. The UI blobs wobble like a full belly when the market twitches. Press the wobble controls to send ripples across the meadow.

Tiny Plop Big Plop Enter Market

Chonker waits, watches, and then rolls in. Less panic, more presence. Tap the meadow; bubbles jump and squish along.